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October & November Shows!!

Posted in Robert Selander Fan Club, Robert's Brain, Shows with tags , , , , , , , , on September 28, 2010 by robertselander

Fall has come and so has a bunch of new things to for me to devote my time to. Right now my pal Sean Hart and I are recording our first full length Tartar Control Album. If you don’t know what Tartar Control is, here’s a link.  I think we’re going to call it “We’re Not Selling Anything” or “The Book of Tartar Control”. We’re not sure yet. What I do know is that it will have over 30 songs, some comedy sketch dialogue, and possibly SECRETS… This epic masterpiece or morman inspired punk rock is being recorded in my basement and is fueled by decaf Earl Grey tea with lemon and honey plus delicious BBQ! We’re thinking that it will be completely done by December. Woo!!

Also, it looks like I’ll be getting a monthly show at Meltdown Comics here in LA. My friend Sax offered me a character based comedy show where me and my friends could do all of our weird acts. I’m pretty excited, as most shows in LA outside of the big clubs claim to be alternative, but are really just stand up shows with comics dressed as hipsters. I think I can do something different. Something that is actually alternative but quality too. Or I may just be blowing big poofy farts out of my mouth. We’ll see. But that won’t happen until December, after the Tartar Control  album is done.

With all that said, I’m not doing as many shows around town as I was a few months ago. But I am going on two mini tours  and have a few gigs for October and November. Here they are!!

10/9- Tartar Control @ The Tomorrow Show, Midnight, $8

10/16- Tartar Control @ The Strange, 9pm, $5 Donation

10/30- Tartar Control @ The Doll Hut, 9pm, $5

11/4- The Punk Rock Vaudeville Roadshow @ The Waterwheel in Columbia, CA – $10, 9pm

11/5- The Punk Rock Vaudeville Roadshow @ Zephyr Lounge in Reno, CA- $10, 9pm

11/6- The Punk Rock Vaudeville Roadshow @ Whiskey Dicks in Lake Tahoe, CA – $10, 9pm

11/7- The Punk Rock Vaudeville Roadshow @ Voodoo Lounge in San Jose, CA – $10, 9pm

That’s it for now. Fly!!

June and July Shows!!

Posted in Shows with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 6, 2010 by robertselander

Hey Pals!! Here’s a bunch of shows I’m doing in June and July. Don’t be a jerk, come out to one. I promise open mouth kisses for all!!!

June 6- The Breakfast Show With Adam-O @ The Strange, 4pm & 8pm, $5

June 12- The Blue Mohave Live Radio Drama @ The Unknown Theater,
9pm, $5

June 16- Tartar Control @ The Doll Hut, 9pm, FREE

June 17- Tartar Control @ The Doll Hut, 9pm, $5

June 18- Tartar Control @ a place I don’t know yet! WOOO.

June 26- Tartar Control @ A Friend’s birthday party in Garden Grove, 7pm

June 30- The Dollface Dames Burlesque @ Club Trip, 10pm, $5

July10-The Blue Mohave @ The Unknown Theater, 10pm, $5

July 11- The Breakfast Show With Adam-o @ The Strange, 4pm & 8pm, $5

July 20- Amuse & Abuse @ Esquire Bar, 9pm, FREE

July 29th- The Punk Rock Vaudeville Roadshow @ The Fat Cat in Modesto, CA, 9pm, $5

July 30th- The Punk Rock Vaudeville Roadshow @ The Tulloch Lake Resort, 9pm, $5

August 1st- The Punk Rock Vaudeville Roadshow @ The New Parish in Oakland, CA, 9pm, $10

There we go. That’s a much more flushed out few months. Plus you can watch out for a series of videos I’m doing for Stupidassquestions.com! Ta-da!!

Thursday Night is an AWESOME SHOW!!!

Posted in Shows with tags , , , , , , , , , , on May 26, 2010 by robertselander

Hey pals! Here’s a show that my band Tartar Control is playing at. It’s this Thursday, May 27th. It’s going to be great! Plus, the proceeds go to The Red Cross Disaster Fund! Check it out!

Dead Ex-Girfriends & Other Aphrodesiacs

My band Tartar Control is the House band and performing!

Featuring:

TONIGHT SHOW WITH CONAN O’BRIEN writerTODD LEVIN

MARIA BAMFORD! (Comedy Central, Late Night with Conan O’Brien)

EDDIE PEPITONE! (The Sarah Silverman Program, Flight of the Concords)

ERIK CHARLES NIELSON (Community, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job)

BILL DAWES! (I hope they serve beer in hell, Sex And The City)

THE WALSH BROTHERS! (The Great and Secret Show)

WITH HOUSE BAND: TARTAR CONTROL!

Partial proceeds from ticket sales will benefit the RED CROSS DISASTER RELIEF FUND!

Cost: 10 bucks, TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: http://www.unknowntheater.com/publicsite/themainevent_upnext_generalinformation.asp

Or at the door!

Cheap booze! Free parking!

Dead ex-girlfriends included.
Come on out, it’s a good cause!!!!

Not Enough Time in the Day

Posted in Robert's Brain with tags , , on May 18, 2010 by robertselander

So it’s been a few weeks since I’ve been able to work on Frozen Walt Disney. It’s mainly building the cryogenic freezer that is holding me back. I just haven’t had the time and when I’ve had the time, there’s been no money.  I’m getting very frustrated with the whole project.  As it looks now, I won’t be able to finish this character until June. I’ve alloted the time then and have nothing to set me back financially… yet.

I’m also a bit stressed because I am about to a Tartar Control music video right after Disney is up. Then it’s time to start a super secret project. Too much stuff. I’m grateful to be so busy, but GEESH!! I wish I either didn’t have to sleep, or work a day job. It would all be so simpler. Boo-hoo for me.

Blarf.