What’s your favorite toy at the park?
The sand!
And why is that?
Because it tastes good and the kitties make it lumpy!
You shouldn’t put the sand in your mouth.
But I like it and the kitty lumps taste like peanut butter that makes me throw up.
Oh my… Who looks after you while you’re at the playground?
Handsome Pete.
Who’s handsome Pete?
He’s a man who live in a trash can that my Daddy paid seven cigarettes to take care of me while plays naked wrestling with our neighbor Mrs. Wildebottom.
Oh…
Yeah! She feeds me paint crackers when I sand her toes.
She makes you sand her toes?
No, I like to. She lets me lick them too.
You are gross.
Nuh uhh!! I like toes and kitty sand! You’re just a fat potato face!
What? How did you know about my face! WHo told you about my potato family?!?!?!
Your face just looks like potatoes. And you’re a fatso!
Oh… so you don’t know that my father was a potato and my mother was a vegetable lover who was disowned from her family for having romantic relations with various vegetables?
…no.
Ok… I must be leaving.
I’m going to eat more kitty sand!
Goodbye.
Bye-bye Potato Fats!